spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

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